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Just sitting in traffic today thinking of some custom plates that might be funny.

BEERMAN

DUI GUY

DUI KING

DUI MAN

DRNK DRVR

DRNK ONE

I LUV FOP

NOT SPDNG

I SHOOT

I AIM 4 YOU

I bet you couldn't use any one of those. I think the regulations don't let you use any cuss words, anything suggestive, or anything derogatory.

Too bad "Slow traffic keep right" or "Keep right except to pass" are too long to fit on a plate!