My Shit

I watch the show Over Haulin' and I get scared because I think someone might try to put me and the Bee on the show.

I have strategically placed the car's parts at my mom's house, my dad's house, my friend's house, and my house. This makes it very difficult to overhaul me since parts are in so many places; there would be no good way to steal the car from all 4 places at 1 time without it looking very suspect.

If, however, someone were to find a way to Overhaul me they need to consider that I have specific things I want done in specific ways or I will be very very very unhappy.

• The transmission I helped to rebuild goes into the car


• The rear end I helped to rebuild goes into the car


• My dash parts, currently somewhere in Chicago, go into the car. No Autometer gauges because someone might die that way


• The car will have a blue exterior and blue interior


• The disk brakes on all 4 corners that I've already bought and installed stay


• If you don't put a 493ci with dual quads in, then don't bother


• Huge rims and skinny tires look like shit on a 70 Bee so don't even try it or I might puke down your shirt


• The functional ram air hood stays or someone looses a body part

Other than that, I think I'd be open to it. The front end of a '70 Bee looks kind of funky and it would be interesting to see what someone like Chip Foose would do to try to make it look better.