My Shit

Get out of my way you asshole.
I hate you
Why are you in the left hand lane?
I hate you
Why do you go 10 mph under the speed limit?
I hate you
You own a silver Honda Civic, did you think to buy that on your very own?
I hate you
Do silver Honda Civics not have turn signals?
I hate you
Why do you slow down to go up hill?
I hate you
Why did you pull out in front of me and drive slow? My car idles faster than this.
I hate you
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go to hell.